worth two in the bush??

- "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush..." what the hell does this mean?? i don't really want to have a bird in my hand. they make enough of a mess of my car i don't need their fecal matter on my hand. also, why does the bush get to have two? even if one magical bird is worth two normal birds, i would much rather have two so that i could say to anyone that had just one magical bird, "HA!! i have two birds and you only have one!!" it appears that the bush covered in foliage is not the only greedy one. the one in office doesn't even pay for his meals when he goes out to eat . does he deserve two birds?? i think not.

- april fools day came and went again this weekend with no tom foolery worth mentioning. the joke was on me on monday, however, as daylight savings time just so happened to fall on the same weekend. driving to work i said to myself "damn there's a lot of traffic". walking into the office i said "damn everyone is here early". normally i got to work an hour early so i can leave an hour early, and in the morning there is no traffic and i'm the only one in the office. i came in this morning, and the comment was "man kyle, must have been a rough weekend" which i agreed to because it was quite a rough weekend, but i thought it strange that this co-worker would know. i sit down, start the computer, check the email and realize that i have already missed a meeting, was late getting back to a guy in new mexico who tried to reach me late on friday and for the previous two hours to get information that he really needed on friday, and i now find myself wasting time at work to write this because i didn't have the extra hour over the weekend to do it =]. damn the polititcians who thought this was a good idea. by george i've got it!!! lets make it so twice a year, we completely mess with peoples bodily clocks so as to make them all tired and slow down productivity for a month till they get used to the new schedule.