feeling top shelf

i'm feeling top shelf this tuesday. if you don't care, skip to the next paragraph. for those that do care, i can say that for the first time since october 16th, 2004 my back doesn't hurt. i threw it out at work, attempting to guide several hundred pounds of steel and explosives into the bed of my truck. this caused severe sciatica down my right leg. i've been seeing a chiropractor three times a week for the past month and it has been improving, but today, i got up and went through my morning routine and it took until halfway through my shower to realize that my back and leg weren't killing me. i hopped out and finished my routine as if i was a gummy bear on that liquid crack they called gummy juice.



SECOND PARAGRAPH!!! side note - as per my chiropractor's instruction, if you have keratosis pilaris , take fish oil pills . keratosis pilaris in short is caused by a vitamin A deficiency. your body can't absorb vitamin A properly, so no matter how much vitamin A you consume, you won't get any to your system. omega-6 & omega-3 fatty acids (fish oils) help the body absorb vitamin A. small bumps on the skin, typically on the upper arms are symptomatic of this condition. it's typically genetic so siblings might have it, parents might have it. it's not acne, it just feels like really rough skin. i've had these bumps for as long as i can remember, with nothing helping, so i started taking fish oil pills two days ago and my bumps are completely gone. my arms feel like a baby's ass.

- but wait!!! there's more!!!!

- TELL US MORE!!!!!

ok, not only are these pills good for the skin, they're great for the heart. it's basically omega-6 fatty acids in liquid form which gives you all the benefit of eating oily fish (salmon, trout, makerel, herring) without eating a helping of oily fish every day and therefore no fat. any cholesterol currently in your arteries can be broken up, lower your LDL's (bad cholesterol), bring up your HDL's (good cholesterol). all for $18 per two month supply.

thou shalt dig it.....