YAAARRRR!! says i, to thee!!!

September 19th = National Talk Like A Pirate Day

some pirate trivia:

Q. What do you call a pirate who likes to draw and paint?
A. An ARRRRtist

Q. What is a pirates favorite fast food joint?
A. ARRRby's

Q. Where do pirates keep all of the ammo?
A. in their ARRRRsenal

Q. Which State is a Pirates favorite?
A. ARRRRkansas

Q. What is a pirates favorite drink?
A. Rum

Q. What do pirates poison people with?
A. ARRRsenic

Q. What color is a pirates favorite?
A. ARRRRange (orange)

Q. Why is the pirates court case taking so long?
A. It is still in ARRRbitration

Q. What does a pirate wear when he goes into battle?
A. ARRRRmor





Bartender: hey, buddy, what's with that steering wheel?

Pirate: YARR!! i don't know but it's drivin' me nuts! yarr