"air dry that ___!"

last weekend was supposed to be my weekend off. saturday phone call from the dispatcher. "kyle, the well conditions have changed in a very horrible way. bring equipment and knowledge to Guymon, Oklahoma and make this work.... now." ummmmmm lucky they called when they did cuz a half an hour later i would have been 3 beers into it. so i drove 5 hours west, saved the day working for 35 hours straight sunday and monday and drove back <...pats self on back>.

anyway, i now can say that Guymon, OK can be put on my list of many places that i never need to see again. the hotel i stayed in, however, is what took the cake. i wake up early sunday morning turn the shower on and wait 5 mins for the water to get warm. i pull the curtain back and see that there is a pile of towels in the bathtub..... now soaked with water. i look at the metal thing on the wall by the door that is clearly meant to hold 3 different sized towles.... it doesn't have any. WHAT KIND OF JACKASS MAID CLOSES THE SHOWER CURTAIN AFTER PUTTING ALL THE TOWELS IN THE BATHTUB?!?!?! fuming, i take my shower and then stand by the air conditioner to air dry for 10 minutes. that SUCKED!