things that vex me #971 & #47

#971 - people who constantly interrupt you while you are talking.

i like to tell stories of my adventures, and i create humor in these stories by adding a lot of detail, imagery, similies, metaphors etc. sorry but my recollection of thoughts, therefore, can be longer than a 2 year old's attention span. several people have aggravated me lately by barging in with their own oral filth while i'm in the middle of a sentence many times during one conversation. i don't mind if you break my stride if you have a question about what it is i am saying, but otherwise wait your turn!


#47 - people who breathe through their nose

can't stand it. it's whistley, noisy, and obnoxious. what could possibly be wrong with your throat and/or mouth that the air is blocked from flowing through them. fluid dynamics 101 - a flowing fluid and/or gas will follow the path of least resistance. the mouth provides a much larger flow area, and therefore an easier path for your hot air. what the crap is it doing being forced through your nose, making all sorts of noise and annoying the crap out of me!?!?