chuckles:

- A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"

- A woman goes into a bar and asks for a "double entendre". So the bartender gave her one.

- A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. The seal replies, "A Canadian Club"

- A dyslexic man walks into a rab....

- Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" Exclaimed Daisy.

- a pirate with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and says, "you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" the pirate says, "Yarrrgh, it's driving me nuts!!"