11.22.2005

kyle is.....

i've done this before, but i just saw it done on someone else's blog, so i'm sharing the wealth again. go to Google and type in "(your name) is" with quotes and then scroll through the hits. this is the reason why i know that psychics and those books like "The Bible Code" are a hoax. by the way, if you apply the same mathematical formula that is used in The Bible Code to the phone book, you get pretty much the same results predicting the end of the world. anyway..... here are my top results:

1. "kyle is curt, kyle is cut"

2. "kyle is here!"

3. "kyle is not clearing his CNS"

4. "kyle is looking at the flight board"

5. "kyle is arrested by authorities but then escapes and protects sarah with his life"

6. "kyle is resourceful with explosives"

7. "kyle is absolutely amazing, no doubt about it"

8. "kyle is a big spending, profligate, impulsive manager in the oil business"

9. "kyle is the most amazing gymnast"

10. "kyle is lashing the south carolina coast"

... now aside from 3, 5, 9, & 10, these are all true. i am curt, and cut. i am, in fact, here. i don't know what CNS is, but i have been looking at flights home lately. i have not been arrested, but if i did have a cohort named sarah, i would probably protect her with my life. i work with explosives, i am a manger in the oil field, and i have been known, on occasion, to be amazing.

google is not psychic. psychics are not real. its just that one could pick any topic and someone else could generally apply it to their life in some way.

what the crap does google have to say about you???

2 Comments:

At 9:16 AM, Blogger mattdana said...

True:

Moose is Loose (I am not in jail as far as I know)

The Original Poop Moose is the coolest gift on the planet.

Moose is once again building a loyal following... I do that wherever I go.

Moose is a strange blend of timidity and potential unmatched fury. Key word potential, but I believe.

False:

Moose is struck by the collapse of the GOP leadership class. Never really thought about that one before.

MOOSE is the next generation of SimPack which was initiated in 1990... No.

Moose is the largest member of the deer family. No.

Moose is reborn. Fuck no.

Moose is public safety. What?

 
At 11:46 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

1. google.com
2. type 'failure,' sans quotes and ',.'
3. chuckle at result.
3.a. google's liberal joke may have expired by the time you tried this.

 

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