just horrible....

every time i think the white stripes (no, they don't deserve a hyperlink!!) are going to die, they come out with a new album. there aren't enough unpleasant words in the english language to describe how much the white stripes suck. repetitive, annoying melodies/words, and a monkey could play the drums better. they're new song "My Doorbell" is horrible, just horrible. the last minute of the song, i swear the only sound from the rhythm section is meg white's incredibly untalented arms swinging through a crash cymbal...over and over and over and over and over and over.... she is the drumming version of dora the effing explorer.

re-reading that paragraph makes me angry because those words do not truely express my verifiable anger and hatred i have toward the white stripes.

in related news, not only do the white stripes suck, but jack white got caught blaring his own album in his apartment by none other than his neighbor moby.

a- rocking out to your own music is allright, but as a pop star who plays it constantly in the studio and on tour, why are you blaring it at home by yourself??

2 - who the hell would EVER live next to moby?!?! he is the epitome of tofu-eating, tree-hugging, philosophizing everything, horrible music writing suckage, and therefore one must suck a lot to live near him.

i wish i new other languages so that i could bitch about this while writing in foreign tongues so as to put more emphasis on the fact that the white stripes are the worst band to ever put out a professional album. F!!!!