ignorance is most certainly not bliss!

ignorance is not bliss, it's straight up aggravation for the rest of us who are not complete idiots!!
so for those ignorant jackasses out there that hopefully might read this, here are some tips that will help you get through your day. and yes, i have witnessed each of these in the past week:

a. you do not have to waste 10 mins writing a check at walmart because you can't figure out the credit card machine. also, there is no need to get angry with me at pointing out to you that the black strip on the back of your card is what you need to swipe, not the short end of the card.

2. if you are lonely, stop being an anti-social tool and get some friends. there is no need to blow yourself up at an OU football game to get attention.

iii. if something says that it is hot, there is a good chance that it is. do not pick it up, then drop it a second later on the floor ruining it and then proceed to yell at the sales clerk when he doesn't give you another food item for free.

d. do not hitchhike in the northbound lane when the destination city that is written on your cardboard sign is 120 miles south of you.

#. rocks are pointy and they hurt. do not wrestle a man twice your size on a stone road and then bitch to me in spanish when
16 - you lose
17- you are bleeding
18 - you have to go back and roughneck on an oil rig for the next 9 hours