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WHY THE HELL IS MOVIE CANDY SO FUCKING LOUD?!?!!?!
honestly... movies are quiet time. no talking, no cell phone, no babies. so why do they sell you loud-ass bags of candy!?!?!?
i was stuck in a POS town north of fort worth last night for work and decided to go to the movies. i saw A History Of Violence which was horrible. it was slow and pointless and aside from the completely un-neccessary and irrelevant cheerleader sex scene, it was the worst movie i've ever seen. in any event, movie candy is now officially on my shit list.
some douche sitting directly behind me (in a mostly empty theater) had a bag of skittles or something and every 1.5 minutes.... KRINKLE-KRINKLE-KRINKLE-RUSTLE-KRINKLE!!!
HEY! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS HORRIBLE MOVIE AND GET MY $8 WORTH ASSHOLE, COULD YOU SHUT YOUR DAMNED CANDY UP?!!?!
posted by kyle @ 8:16 PM
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Oh good lord you just stomped on Moose's #1 angry button... it's gotten to the point with me where I can't even go to the movies any more. Other people are just, in a word, disrespectful. No, forget that word, I prefer ASKING FOR IT. Because all I can think about during movies where people are talking, eating loudly, etc., is turning around and slitting their throats with my miniature keychain knock-off Swiss Army knife, which has been used to begin peeling about 200 oranges (since I lack fingernails), so it would be extra painful due to the citric acid residue.
After 3 years of working in a theater, there is nothing more painful to the tuned ear like rustling of foil or plastic... cough fucking drops and other shit like gum wrappers definately fucking drive me crazy. I'd spring down the aisles with my fucking flashlight and confiscate said food items. I think Regal should simply ban food and drink like I did, makes clean up easier. No one likes sticky arm rests and floors, or having gum stuck to the bottom of your shoes during a date.. fuck food in venues. Beer on the otherhand, in approved non-noisey containers... that would have made the $8 dollars shitty movie enjoyable. Another one, text messaging during movies! Stupid teens.
I'm disturbed by your blogger name, jhonnorhea. I'm going to go cry now.
Well the blogger names "The Clap" and "Mistah VD" were all taken. If you can't take the heat get out of the oven.
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